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Appetite Adjustment

Controlled Portions. Not Impulses.



Cocktails




Mounjaro Mojito

Refreshing with questionable consequences. Citrus vodka, Fresh Mint, Lemon Juice, infused syrup & soda. Served with a tart green apple.

$16



Appetite Suppresant

May Reduce Inhibitions; Cuidado, amigos. Don Julio Blanco, St Grmain Elderflower Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice, Republic Grapefruit Mixer, Blue Curacao, served over ice.

$18



John’s Mini Mai-tai

Our most famous bartender’s most famous drink. Spiced Rum, Cointreau, Disaronno, Orange Curacao, Lime Juice, Dehydrated Orange & a Meyer’s Dark rum float.

$18



Skinny Dip

Minimal Calories, Maximum Attention. Organic Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Coconut Cream & Lime Juice with a Toasted Coconut Rim.

$16



Little Black Dress

Classic. Tight. Dangerous. Black Cherry Manhattan with rye bourbon, black cherry amaro, sweet vermouth, black walnut bitters, luxardo cherries & expressed orange.

$18



GLP-Tea

You Say Wellness, we say Wellness-Adjacent. Lavender Empress Gin, Green Tea Syrup, Fresh Lemon, St Germain Elderflower Liqueur, Sparkling Wine.

$16




Shareables




Cake By The Ocean

Our Award Winning Crab Cake with Shrimp, Alaskan King Crab and a secret spicy Mustard Mayo.

$9



Truffle Shuffle

Hot & Crispy Truffle Fries, completely guilt-free. (Sort of.)

$9



Shrooms Gone Wild

Stuffed Mushrooms, but the way God intended; Neuske’s Bacon-Wrapped and “No calories” (wink).

$12



Squid Pro Quo

Deep Fried Calamari alongside spicy banana peppers and a lemon-pepper mayo.

$11




Seafood




Crabby & Boujee

Seafood Pasta with cavatappi pasta, alfredo reduction, parmesan cheese, tomato, mushrooms & fresh parsley.

$34



Barely-There Scampi

Jumbo shrimp scampi with garlic butter, parsley, lemon served with angel-hair pasta (and no regrets.)

$32



Hot Girl Salmon

Norweigian salmon on a bed of spinach. Ask for a side of cabernet butter reduction sauce, if you dare.

$36



Shore-Thing Walleye

Not just for Fridays. Fresh Canadian Walleye filet served with parmesan, capers, & a white wine lemon sauce.

$38




Steaks




Smoke Show

Saucy and smoky. Tenderloin Tips served with burgundy reduction with button mushrooms.

$32



Mr Big Sir Loin

At Chop House, Size Matters. A 8-oz American Wagyu cut, cooked to your fav temperature.

$34



Rare Affair

Two Twin 4 oz. bacon-wrapped filets served with a creamy horseradish sauce.

$38



King Kabob

Best way to start the night, King. Two bacon wrapped filets, flame-roasted bell pepper, tomato, red onion and mushroom.

$38




Other




Kaminski’s Famous “Garbage” Salad

Made Table-side and to-order with our famous creamy garlic dressing.

$20


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