

Appetite Adjustment
Controlled Portions. Not Impulses.
Cocktails
Mounjaro Mojito
Refreshing with questionable consequences. Citrus vodka, Fresh Mint, Lemon Juice, infused syrup & soda. Served with a tart green apple.
$16
Appetite Suppresant
May Reduce Inhibitions; Cuidado, amigos. Don Julio Blanco, St Grmain Elderflower Liqueur, Fresh Lime Juice, Republic Grapefruit Mixer, Blue Curacao, served over ice.
$18
John’s Mini Mai-tai
Our most famous bartender’s most famous drink. Spiced Rum, Cointreau, Disaronno, Orange Curacao, Lime Juice, Dehydrated Orange & a Meyer’s Dark rum float.
$18
Skinny Dip
Minimal Calories, Maximum Attention. Organic Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, Coconut Cream & Lime Juice with a Toasted Coconut Rim.
$16
Little Black Dress
Classic. Tight. Dangerous. Black Cherry Manhattan with rye bourbon, black cherry amaro, sweet vermouth, black walnut bitters, luxardo cherries & expressed orange.
$18
GLP-Tea
You Say Wellness, we say Wellness-Adjacent. Lavender Empress Gin, Green Tea Syrup, Fresh Lemon, St Germain Elderflower Liqueur, Sparkling Wine.
$16
Shareables
Cake By The Ocean
Our Award Winning Crab Cake with Shrimp, Alaskan King Crab and a secret spicy Mustard Mayo.
$9
Truffle Shuffle
Hot & Crispy Truffle Fries, completely guilt-free. (Sort of.)
$9
Shrooms Gone Wild
Stuffed Mushrooms, but the way God intended; Neuske’s Bacon-Wrapped and “No calories” (wink).
$12
Squid Pro Quo
Deep Fried Calamari alongside spicy banana peppers and a lemon-pepper mayo.
$11
Seafood
Crabby & Boujee
Seafood Pasta with cavatappi pasta, alfredo reduction, parmesan cheese, tomato, mushrooms & fresh parsley.
$34
Barely-There Scampi
Jumbo shrimp scampi with garlic butter, parsley, lemon served with angel-hair pasta (and no regrets.)
$32
Hot Girl Salmon
Norweigian salmon on a bed of spinach. Ask for a side of cabernet butter reduction sauce, if you dare.
$36
Shore-Thing Walleye
Not just for Fridays. Fresh Canadian Walleye filet served with parmesan, capers, & a white wine lemon sauce.
$38
Steaks
Smoke Show
Saucy and smoky. Tenderloin Tips served with burgundy reduction with button mushrooms.
$32
Mr Big Sir Loin
At Chop House, Size Matters. A 8-oz American Wagyu cut, cooked to your fav temperature.
$34
Rare Affair
Two Twin 4 oz. bacon-wrapped filets served with a creamy horseradish sauce.
$38
King Kabob
Best way to start the night, King. Two bacon wrapped filets, flame-roasted bell pepper, tomato, red onion and mushroom.
$38
Other
Kaminski’s Famous “Garbage” Salad
Made Table-side and to-order with our famous creamy garlic dressing.
$20